You are wrong if... (part 1)

You like Tim Horton's toffee donuts.
You like any program or application put out by microsoft.
Your name is spelled wrong. (Amy, I can't emphasize this enough)
You've ever voted for an american idol.
You drive slower than the speed limit.
You think wind chimes sound pretty.
You don't like the show "Lost."
You don't think Winston gets a raw deal when it comes to sports.
You think the north side is a ghetto.
You've ever used a smiley face or emoticon.
You like Guacaritos better than Dill-ritos.
You think Dr. Pepper tastes like medicine.
You think Krispy Kreme makes better donuts that Tim hortons.
You think Kobe should have won the MVP.
You think A.K. was a better running back than C.A.
You think Houston made a good choice not picking reggie bush.
You think the mood landing was a hoax.

This is just the tip of the ice berg, trust me I got more of em.